"Woot!! Did you see my retweet re:that noob in a mankini? Someone get that dude a pair of jeggings!"
The Huawei Ascend P1S packs a dual-core processor, 1GB of RAM and Android Ice Cream Sandwich into a supremely slim body. Colour us excited.
On today's episode, "woot" makes it into the Oxford English Dictionary, juice-hacking threatens user privacy, and a virtual hit-man service charges $10 an hour for DDoS attacks.