Ever since they stopped making Zima, you've been looking for a way to look tough when drinking with your pals. Look no further than this sharp-looking opener.
The scientists already did all the hard work. Now you can just sit back and enjoy the Higgs boson in wristwatch form.
The humble wallet gets an audio upgrade with a sound chip that makes noises ranging from obnoxious screams to choruses of angelic voices.
A line of manly soaps scented like beer, coffee, cash, and urinal mints is designed to overpower the senses with the odor of manhood.