Does anyone know what all this oojamaflip that's been zhooshing up the Collins Dictionary actually means? Crave's Eric Mack has a few suggestions for the future of his mother tongue.
FarmVille fans can now travel to England to work the land. The new English Countryside option is available after gamers reach level 20.
In his off hours, David Cranmer relaxes by stuffing badgers full of musical instruments and conjuring strange noises from the innards of a pig. A look at his idiosyncratic oeuvre.
A decision by the International Football Association Board may very well lead to good technological sense at last prevailing in international soccer.
Google seems to be aware of an unfortunate search quirk that brings up an insulting word when surfers enter the term 'define an English person'.
How well Voice Actions will cope with regional accents, such as Scouse, Geordie, or Glaswegian, remains to be seen. We suspect Cockney rhyming slang will go down like a lead balloon.
The Voice Actions for Android feature now understands British accents, allowing you to control your dog and bone with your cake hole.
At the International Motor Show in Frankfurt, Rowan Atkinson joined Rolls-Royce CEO Torsten Muller-Otvos during a press conference to talk up the new movie "Johnny English Reborn," in which he drives a Phantom Coupe.
"Woot!! Did you see my retweet re:that noob in a mankini? Someone get that dude a pair of jeggings!"
Inhabitants of Woodland in Northern England are becoming increasingly exasperated about a humming noise that has been disturbing them every night for the last two months. Is England being invaded by aliens?