We're finally able to use today's show title, thanks to a new Kickstarter campaign about new kiosks in 7-Eleven stores that keep a record of your house keys for when you inevitably lose them in a drunken mishap.
Canada's Hockey Robotics has developed a robot with a wicked slapshot that may help reduce the frequency of hockey sticks breaking.
The hacking group LulzSec breaks into PBS and pastes in a report that says Tupac Shakur is living in New Zealand. Oh, Biggie Smalls is with him too.
Chaos is in the air on The 404 today as the show welcomes longtime friends Allie and Kenley to the program. The gang discusses the Stanley Cup riots in Vancouver and much more.
CNET readers and Twitter users are reporting problems with many Google services, notably search. Google says it fixed the problem and acknowledged responsibility.
Boston police suspect that the murder of a masseuse in a hotel is linked to two attempted robberies of woman Craigslist posters in other Boston hotels.