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    I woo women with my sensuous, and godlike trombone playing. I'm an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I play bluegrass cello. I'm the subject of many documentaries. Children trust me. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I breed prize-winning clams. I've won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I've played Hamlet. --- I use a Macintosh

  • Interests:

    I translate ethnic slurs for refugees. I'm an abstract electrician, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics rave over my original line of corduroy formal wear. I don't perspire. I'm a private citizen, but I get fan mail. I use a Mac

  • OS:

    Why yes! It is. Silly question.

  • Machine:

    Belly - Desk - Keyboard - Monitor. In that order. Oh yea, Trackball on right..
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