About me
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Short bio:
I woo women with my sensuous, and godlike trombone playing.
I'm an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I play bluegrass cello.
I'm the subject of many documentaries. Children trust me.
I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.
The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I breed prize-winning clams.
I've won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.
I've played Hamlet.
--- I use a Macintosh
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Interests:
I translate ethnic slurs for refugees.
I'm an abstract electrician, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
Critics rave over my original line of corduroy formal wear.
I don't perspire.
I'm a private citizen, but I get fan mail.
I use a Mac
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Why yes! It is. Silly question.
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Machine:
Belly - Desk - Keyboard - Monitor. In that order. Oh yea, Trackball on right..
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