Cabin tech: Form over function...mostly
Every car lover I've ever spoken with takes the same issue with Mini's cars: the goofy LP-sized speedometer at the center of the dashboard. At this point, to complain about it is tantamount to beating a dead horse, so let's just agree that it's useless to anyone but a nagging passenger -- and since the Mini Cooper Coupe only seats one passenger, that dashboard real estate is even more useless here.
That is, unless your Mini Cooper Coupe is equipped with the automaker's navigation and infotainment system, which moves the speedometer to the rim of the dinner plate and fills the center with a 6.5-inch color display. This display is not a touch screen, a fact that was lamented by nearly everyone who sat in the JCW Coupe's passenger seat. Rather, it is controlled by a tiny chrome joystick (about the size of the cap on a fancy pen) located just behind the shifter on the center console. I spent equal time praising and complaining about this controller. When the vehicle was stopped, I found the lack of a touch screen to be frustrating. However, I liked that the controller allowed me to quickly make accurate inputs while the vehicle was in motion without staring slavishly at the screen. Additionally, I liked that the Mini interface doesn't prevent users from inputting destinations while moving, but I also acknowledge that this power comes with the responsibility of actually paying attention to the road while you drive rather than searching for the nearest Taco Bell.
Mini's cabin tech interface very much resembles a cutesied-up version of BMW's current interface, which uses circular motifs and nested menus that are quickly accessed with a bump, twist, or click of the physical controller. Sometimes there's a bit too much nesting and occasionally menu screens can be a bit overwhelming (such as the route options screen, which is a mess of text and check boxes) but for the most part it's easy enough to understand. The system also features a voice-command service that is OK for initiating calls, but wasn't accurate enough in its recognition of my voice to be of consistent use for destination input.
There's actually a remarkable amount of distraction to be found in the Mini infotainment interface, particularly if you spec the Mini Connect option, which connects the vehicle to the Internet through a paired iPhone for, among other features, Twitter and Facebook integration. As an Android user, this option was absolutely useless to me. Fortunately, CNET's Wayne Cunningham has already taken a look at the system as part of his review of the .
I was able to enjoy the Harmon Kardon premium audio system with the aid of an audio cable for its auxiliary input. Audio quality was good and, as I mentioned before, loud. With the vehicle stopped and at lower speeds, the stereo actually produced a nice and balanced sound. However, as the road noise increased with the vehicle's speed, the only music that really sounded good was bass-driven rock, hip-hop, and electronica -- essentially, anything that made heavy use of the powered subwoofer. You can all but forget about the delicacy of a jazz piano, the subtlety of a violin solo, or listening to a podcast at anything below shouting volume in the JCW's loud cabin. Bluetooth audio streaming is not supported, although hands-free calling is. Other audio sources include iPod and USB connectivity, satellite radio, and a single-disc CD player.
If you're the type of driver who's looking for a track-day weapon or simply want the fastest Mini that money can buy, the JCW Coupe will not disappoint. However, for most drivers, I think it's a bit too hard-core. The Cooper Coupe S offers about 80 percent of the performance for thousands less, is fast enough for public roads, and won't rattle your fillings every time you drive over a manhole cover.
The 2012 Mini Cooper Coupe John Cooper Works starts at $31,900 including a $700 destination charge. That over-$6,000 premium over the Cooper Coupe S gets you around 20 more horsepower, a stiffer suspension, larger wheels, JCW badging and body kit, and a cool black-and-red color scheme inside and out. However, this is a Mini (which means that it's a BMW) so the price quickly gets out of hand when it comes to adding options.
Add $500 to the starting price for metallic paint, $1,500 for the leather interior, $250 more for chrome interior trim, $100 for chrome mirror caps, $100 for white turn-signal reflectors, and $100 for black surrounds on the $500 bi-xenon headlamps. Those fancy red and black stripes are a $250 option, as is a center armrest. Autocross junkies will no doubt plunk down the $500 for the sportiest version of the JCW suspension, but we haven't even gotten to the tech yet! The Mini Connected system with navigation will set you back $1,750 and doesn't include the $700 Harmon Kardon audio system.
In all, our as-tested price was a whopping $38,450, which brings us to my biggest problem with the Cooper Coupe JCW: it's too damn expensive. There's not much in its size and weight class that can compete with a JCW Coupe, but a fully loaded Volkswagen GTI or both come close for $10,000 to $14,000 cheaper. Where the Mini is priced puts it in direct competition with the likes of a fully loaded or (even without most of the purely styling options), and close to BMW's own . However you choose to look at bang for the buck, the JCW just doesn't make much sense.
|Model||2012 Mini Cooper Coupe|
|Trim||John Cooper Works|
|Power train||1.6-liter turbocharged, direct-injected, 6-speed manual transmission|
|EPA fuel economy||25 city, 33 highway mpg|
|Observed fuel economy||N/A|
|Navigation||optional 6.5-inch screen with traffic|
|Bluetooth phone support||yes|
|Disc player||single-slot CD|
|MP3 player support||standard analog 3.5mm auxiliary input, optional USB connection, iPod connection|
|Other digital audio||HD Radio|
|Audio system||6-speaker audio system, Harman Kardon premium option|
|Price as tested||$38,450|