"Never fear, the hairless wonder is here! Who wants to touch this glowing ball? Wait, maybe this floaty would work better if I put it around my waist, what do you think?"
3 of 5 Chinavasion
Hey look, it's talking notes!
4 of 5 Chinavasion
This is the most clothed, teched out mermaid I've ever seen
Why isn't anyone calling 911 right now?!
5 of 5 Chinavasion
Commandments on T-shirt are more tongue-in-cheek than they appear
Crystal ball, crystal ball, tell me who has the strangest advertising of them all.
