Sony's NGP console might not be out until near Christmas, but we're already rather excited. It packs some monster hardware, including two -- count 'em -- two analogue sticks and an intriguing touch-sensitive pad on the back.
But it's enormous! Measuring in at 182 by 84 by 19mm, it really stretches the definition of 'handheld'. We were so blown away by those dimensions, we decided to enlist the help of our loyal cohort of Facebook followers to illustrate the NGP's gargantuan girth.
Click through the photos above to check out what our faithful CNETeers came up with -- the first entry up there comes courtesy of Photoshop maestro Marc Crane, who adequately illustrates the challenges faced by shops offering home delivery for the NGP.
Keep clicking to see the NGP clutched to the bosom of a symbol for freedom, part of a mystical druid monument, and rendered as a malevolent alien force.
Fancy making your own NGP photoshops? Feel free! Just upload 'em to our Facebook wall so we can all marvel at your abilities. You'll need to click the big 'Like' button on our page first though. And as for the rest of you, get your scurvy hides on to our page too, and enjoy behind the scenes photos from the CNET UK offices, bonus videos and arguments with other geeks about geeky stuff.