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z/OS meets Zen: mainframe haiku

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Launching contests to try to attract programmer interest in the latest hardware is nothing new. But launching a contest to write poetry about a decades-old server lineage is not a strategy one would have expected from the most stalwart of computing companies.

IBM, through its , encouraged students to write haiku about the refrigerator-sized, reliable but expensive System z line.

Among the entries that stuck most closely to common haiku nature themes was one from Van Landrum at the University of South Alabama:

  The wind blows softly
  Through the leaves of autumn. Wait,
  That's just the mainframe

Poetry might be a subject for the literary side of the liberal arts, but that didn't stop Frank Migacz of Northern Illinois University:

  EBCDIC, ASCII
  Which of the two is preferred?
  Either way, convert

Jason Arnold, also of Northern Illinois University, went even farther down the nerd path:

  SCA, RB
  IOB and TCB
  Control blocks are fun

Aaron McMahan of West Virginia University at Parkersburg, while not strictly adhering to the conventional 5-7-5 syllable form of English haiku, did use the poetic form to look inward:

  Mainframe, desire
  But not too much, or it will
  Surely overheat