Caroline McCarthyall the "so-and-so will buy Twitter!" nonsense, but there's a very good reason for this nonsense:
The microblogging service still makes little to no money, and the assumption is that it will continue to fail to do so, absent a big-brother type that can turn its community (!) into cash.
As Google discovered with YouTube, however, big community doesn't necessarily equal big cash. The same is likely true of Twitter.
Some communities simply aren't designed to be monetized directly. Unfortunately, advertising isn't the panacea we once supposed, either, so Twitter can't just fall back on that tired Web 2.0 fix-all.
Hence the need for a big brother. Silicon Alley Insider insists that Microsoft should buy Twitter, MyStoreCredit's CEO suggests that Amazon.com should, while Valleywag's noncommittal declaration is that Apple "could" buy Twitter.
Of course it could, but it almost certainly won't, as McCarthy points out.
And yet, we continue to prognosticate about who will buy Twitter when. Twitter has no business, and so it must be rescued by someone that can gift it a business model.
Unfortunately, this is the very reason that would-be buyers remain on the sidelines: perhaps they don't know how to monetize Twitter, either. Twitter has a rich community of users but a poor community of payers. Back in the dot-com days, that seemed like a winning combination. In the recession, it's a recipe for failure.
So, here's my prediction: the minute that Twitter demonstrates an ability to make money, it will become ripe for an acquisition. Guess what? That's the same minute it won't need one, which is why if it does get bought, its valuation will be stratospheric.
Funny how that works.
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