Video: Porsche Boxster S launch control will tear your face off

Good news folks, we've shot a video test drive of the brand-spanking-new Porsche Boxster and Boxster S, and it is the canine's genitalia. 0-60mph in 5 seconds, anyone?

Good news folks, we've shot a video test drive of the brand-spanking-new Porsche Boxster and Boxster S, and -- as we said in our earlier photo story -- it is the canine's genitalia. That's a good thing, by the way.

In this video, we'll take you through a few of the car's highlights, including its dash-mounted timer, which stores lap times on a built-in hard drive, and the truly awesome Porsche Management System 3.0, which serves as a sat-nav, iPod dock and car phone. Plus we demonstrate the amazing F1-style launch-control system that comes courtesy of Porsche's double-clutch PDK system. 0-60mph in 5 seconds, anyone?

By the end of it, we think you'll have changed your mind that the Boxster was designed for little girls, hairdressers and cross-dressing pedicurists. If not, keep your opinions to yourself -- nobody wants to hear from people with bad hair and unruly toenails.

 

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