Use the <strike>Force</strike> turn signal, Luke
The Star Wars Talking Dashboard Statues (take your pick of Darth Vader, Yoda, and C-3PO) are one of the latest offerings from ThinkGeek.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there were nowhere near as many in-car distractions as there are these days. However, unlike cell phones and DVD players, here's one almost anyone will welcome with open arms.
Part hula girl, part spiritual GPS guide, the statues blurt out famous Star Wars quotes every time you press a button on its base or hit a pothole.
It's a little disappointing that there's no Obi-Wan Kenobi statue, but I guess Yoda has all the Jedi training quotes covered. What's more, any sadness caused by Obi-Wan's omission is overshadowed by the sheer joy at the lack of a Jar-Jar Binks statue.
ThinkGeek also has a YouTube video of the Darth Vader statue in action.