Two words for the same thing?

Ultra portable laptop and tablet?

You say either and I say either,
You say neither and I say neither
Either, either
Neither, neither,
Let's call the whole thing off.

Ultra-portable Apple notebook to splash down at Macworld Expo

You like potato and I like potahto,
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto,
Tomato, tomahto,
Let's call the whole thing off

Apple Tablet PC is real, says Asus

But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart

Steve Jobs, 10 months ago:

Are you getting it? These are not ... separate devices. This is one device!

Hmm. Well, it's just a thought the Macalope had in the wee hours of the night as the nymphs kept him awake with their incessant dancing.

Stupid nymphs.

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    Born of the earth, forged in fire, the Macalope was branded "nonstandard" and "proprietary" by the IT world and considered a freak of nature. Part man, part Mac, and part antelope, the Macalope set forth on a quest to save his beloved platform. Long-eclipsed by his more prodigious cousin, the jackalope (they breed like rabbits, you know), the Macalope's time has come. Apple news and rumormonger extraordinaire, the Macalope provides a uniquely polymorphic approach. Disclosure.

     

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