The only T-shirt an Apple fanboy should be seen in

A shirt available only at the Apple company store in Cupertino, Calif., reveals just how secretive the company truly is. If you don't have one, you're simply not in on the Apple secret.

Some people believe that credibility is priceless. However, the truth is that it costs a mere $17.

I am grateful to iLounge for revealing that a singularly meaningful purchase can now be made at the Apple company store in Cupertino, Calif.

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This isn't the kind of store that will sell you a new MacBook Air, should one emerge this week. No, this exists merely to sell you items with which you can festoon your home and body. Like this T-shirt--one that revels in the company's reluctance to reveal anything.

"I visited the Apple campus. But that's all I'm allowed to say," offers a message of both humor and mystery. It is garb meeting Greta Garbo.

If you don't rush to Cupertino within the next week specifically to buy one of these precious items, how can you possibly call yourself a fanboy? And don't even think of naming your first born "Steve."

 

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