The Onion takes on the BlackBerry

Worried about losing your connection to the outside world through your BlackBerry? The fine folks at The Onion have some suggestions for possible solutions to your dilemma.

Check it out on The Onion's site. My favorite was "Attempt to contact broker on astral plane through right combination of incense, cocaine, and fatted-calf sacrifice."

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Why do so many of us still buy cars with off-road abilities?

Cities are full of cars like the Subaru XV that can drive off-road but will never see any challenging terrain. What drives us to buy cars with these abilities when we don't really need them most of the time?

by Drew Stearne