The Onion takes on the BlackBerry

Worried about losing your connection to the outside world through your BlackBerry? The fine folks at The Onion have some suggestions for possible solutions to your dilemma.

Check it out on The Onion's site. My favorite was "Attempt to contact broker on astral plane through right combination of incense, cocaine, and fatted-calf sacrifice."

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