Here's your obligatory Steve Jobs keynote Bingo card, readers.
I've been to five or six Stevenotes over the years. They're a lot of fun--if you're not there. If you are there (as a journalist at least), you're too concentrated on getting the quotes right, getting the news out, uploading photos, and keeping an eye on your batteries to really enjoy it.
Print it out and grab a Sharpie. Follow the announcements as they happen (sadly, Apple doesn't let us live-stream Steve's keynotes) and try to keep up. Winning combos: five squares diagonal, five in a row, or four corners. Don't hold your breath for a blackout, friend-o.