The most obnoxious iPhone 5 case?

Custom iPhone 5 cases will carry whatever message you want. Or just choose a model with the suggested amount of snark already baked in.

How come my wife never got me a shirt like this? inspiremycase

Are you a self-righteous iPhone devotee? It's OK, we know you're out there, so why not flaunt it?

Like the iPhone 5 itself, this $34.95 forthright and obnoxious case is elegant, simple, and "just works..." at irritating the heck out of the Android fanboi next to you on the train whose Galaxy S3 just gave him a "force close" error.

The pictured case sports just one of a few suggested custom messages that inspiremycase would be happy to bedazzle (or is it besnark?) your new iPhone with. Another favorite: "Yes, I'm Taller, Skinnier and Lighter Than Yours."

My personal recommendation for a custom message? Why not shove your attitude directly in my face with something like: "I Jumped the Shark , and All I Got Was More Awesome."

About the author

Crave freelancer Eric Mack is a writer, radio producer, and podcaster based in Taos, N.M., but he lives in Google+. He's also managing editor of Crowdsourcing.org and has written e-books on both Alaska and Android. E-mail Eric.

 

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