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The Microsoft Memo
April Fool's!
Matt Asay
Contributing Writer
Matt Asay is a veteran technology columnist who has written for CNET, ReadWrite, and other tech media. Asay has also held a variety of executive roles with leading mobile and big data software companies.
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Matt Asay
April 1, 2009 5:58 a.m. PT
You did remember that today is April 1, right?