Alternate show title: Where Wilson Tang is the worst son ever. As much as we love Wilson's Mom calling in and recording her voice for us, we can't help but give Wilson flak for exploiting his own flesh and blood. Today's show starts off innocently enough with a story about a disgustingly delicious Super Bowl snack, but in typical 404 fashion, it quickly sinks to dirtier waters (pun intended) thanks to yours truly. You know what? I don't even regret it! And special thanks to our surprise visitor, listen in to find out whom!
Filthy filthy filthy!!! You know, we try to contain ourselves and be on our best behavior, but it's just not happening--we've got to talk about what we feel in our guts, literally. The proverbial sh*t hits the fan with a story about an accused kidnapper who, upset with the public defender assigned to his case, smuggles a bag of his own fecal matter and launches a sneak attach on his lawyer and the jury. It doesn't get much worse than that, people! After that story is beaten into the ground, the laughs keep coming thanks to a surprise visitor that enters the studio uninvited, but makes up for it with a few hilarious stories about the den of filth that we call the "bathroom" here at the CNET office in New York. On a completely unrelated and poorly transitioned note, be sure to listen to the entire show to hear some exciting news about Polaroid instant film. Also, one of the hosts of The 404 is on his way to jail--if you had to guess, which one of us is it, and what crime did he commit? Let us know in a comment!