Quick health update: Wilson is doing well and is on the miracle, three-day, cure-all Z-Pack. MTI fills in for another awesome show where we cut into our fillet of coastal beef, hook up a few treadmills to World of Warcraft, tell a turtle to stop snitching, and give you a Justin PSYu update. I'll give you a hint: it's in monochrome.
My favorite story on today's show involves a research turtle that accidentally stumbled upon a marijuana field in in our nation's capitol. The little guy was walking around with a GPS transmitter strapped to his shell for "research," when he caught scent of some grade-A ganja and just stopped in his tracks. The scientists tracking his movements found him in in the middle of the plants in a beanbag chair eating Cherry Garcia ice cream and listening to "Bad Fish" by Sublime. All right, I'm just kidding, but seriously--since when did turtles start snitchin' on everyone? I thought they were down, man, like the Ninja Turtles and whatnot? Who knew that they'd end up as narcs.
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