Stone Age mouse for the true fossil
It may not be solid rock, but it makes the point
No, there's nothing terribly Crave-worthy about this Jurassic item, at least from a technology perspective. But given that we're often accused of being Luddites--OK, Neanderthals--we thought we'd beat our friends to the punch before they sent it to us. We doubt that it's solid rock, but it still achieves that fossilized caveman look that so many of us aspire to.
But if you'd rather go the zen route, it would also go well with the.