Socks vending machine is quite a feat
The Gallo stockings vending machine allows anyone to protect their feet from the inside of your shoes in a pinch.
As a wise woman once said, "Socks rock." Most people never leave home without a pair of socks, at least if they're wearing shoes.
But just in case, the Gallo stockings vending machine allows anyone to protect their feet from the inside of their shoes in a pinch.
The psychedelic Italian vending machine dispenses a wide array of absorbent footwear, perfect for yuletide emergencies, ad-hoc puppetry sessions, or avoiding fashion police busts.
Unfortunately, seeing and using the machine could lead to a frustrating infinite loop.
1. You see the machine.
2. It blows your socks off.
3. You buy new socks.
4. It blows those socks off.
5. Go to 3.