It will be a sad day when you can't tear yourself away from Facebook long enough to take a shower. Start weeping. The Social Shower Curtain is on its way from gift designer SpinningHat.
The Social Shower Curtain looks a lot like a classic Facebook profile page, complete with a familiar white and blue color scheme and status updates. It tells bad jokes and is in a relationship with Limescale.
Maybe Spinning Hat will update the curtain with a Timeline version.
Just like the real Facebook, the shower curtain version has some privacy issues. Depending on your height, the see-through profile picture window could be a little awkward if someone walks into the bathroom while you're scrubbing away.
If you really want to get into the spirit of social media, then you should probably invite some of your friends to join you in your social shower.
The Social Shower Curtain is coming soon for around $23, but you can go ahead and friend it by reserving one.