Ript Fusion undershirt turns slobs into Supermen

From neck to chest, the fabric is made of cotton. Further down, it changes to a polyester and spandex blend that "compresses" the unsightly bits into fake sculpted abs.

Howard Schatz

Now, don't pretend you never suck in your gut when a gorgeous babe crosses your path. But what happens if she stops to ask you for directions? Start breathing normally and let your paunch hang? Fortunately, with the Ript Fusion undershirt, that's history.

Not only will the tee sculpt your flabby mid torso, it'll also enhance your posture. From neck to chest, the fabric is made of cotton. Further down, where the crux of the problem is, it changes to a polyester and spandex blend that "compresses" the unsightly bits into fake sculpted abs.

Obviously, this is no miracle solution, and I'd suggest you lay off this if you've been on a Super Size Me diet for the past few decades. Personally, I can already picture my date's jaw-dropping utter disappointment when I rip the undershirt off my "toned" body. Available at Ript Fusion for $58, if you're desperate to give it a shot.

(Source: Crave Asia via Uncrate)

 

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