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Press releases we never finished reading dept., Two-fer Tuesday!

Press releases we never finished reading dept.: Valentine's Day and NeuStar

Rafe Needleman Former Editor at Large
Rafe Needleman reviews mobile apps and products for fun, and picks startups apart when he gets bored. He has evaluated thousands of new companies, most of which have since gone out of business.
Rafe Needleman

Nothing makes my day sunnier than a bad press release. And today I got two. Oh boy!

PRWNFRD, Rabbit-hole division

Today, NeuStar launches DNS Advantage, an advanced managed recursive service.
What's that? It's what it is.

PRWNFRD, Jumping the gun division

Believe it or not, Valentine's Day is only 2 1/2 months away! I know it's difficult to dedicate much time to Cupid and discovering great gifts for the season, so we've put together a ton of unique products with some awesome angles...

Hey Mr. PR guy: What part of blogging do you not understand? I'm lucky if I can plan stories for tomorrow.