Press Releases We Never Finished Reading Department, yes-we-are-in-a-bubble division
Money to burn? Yachts and deodorizing toilet seats can be yours.
"Yachting season is in full swing. Owning a luxury yacht CAN be a reality for small to mid-sized businesses."
That's from The Moorings, which now sells fractional shares in yachts. You know, like those fractional business jet companies, but even harder to justify to shareholders and funders... unless they're in on the scam, too.
And what yacht would be complete without...
"Brondell Inc., the nation's leading developer of advanced toilet seats, today [April 17] announced the official consumer launch and availability of their deodorizing Breeza toilet seat line."
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