Press Releases We Never Finished Reading Department: We Need New Bouncers Division

Press Releases We Never Finished Reading Department: We Need New Bouncers Division

"An assistant screens your calls, your e-mail address is absent from your company's Web site, and you've nailed the door to your office shut. You might think you've forever rid yourself of sales pitches, but think again."

Hmm, maybe I should try that. OK, not really.

This gem is from Hoovers' new ConnectMail product. The sales pitch is that it lets you reach--and pitch--people who don't want you to bother them. Maybe there's a reason. I'm just saying.

See also: Jigsaw (yuck)

 

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