Passive-aggressive gifts for chronically late geeks

What to get for the person in your life who's constantly showing up late? Here are some presents that might help your darling dawdler show up on time.

If I show up for something on time, it's probably an accident. Some of us just weren't born with internal clocks that sync up with the rest of the world--the gifts in the gallery below are for people who're late for everything.

I was late turning this in, so surely, there's something I missed--toss your own ideas in the comments.

This story originally appeared on Gizmodo.

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