Paper towels for the lazy germaphobe
The ultimate in ... something.
We're impressed. Crave is proud of its unfettered, but even we might be too embarrassed to have something like this.
The "iTouchless Towel-Matic Automatic Sensor Paper Towel Dispenser" promises to handle the laborious task of pulling a sheet from the roll, which we all know is a back-breaking experience. To be fair, as Uber-Review notes, it could make a nice gift for your favorite germaphobe.
Actually, given our own, maybe this idea isn't as bad as we thought. We just hope that it's more efficient than its seven-word name.