We're impressed. Crave is proud of its unfettered, but even we might be too embarrassed to have something like this.
The "iTouchless Towel-Matic Automatic Sensor Paper Towel Dispenser" promises to handle the laborious task of pulling a sheet from the roll, which we all know is a back-breaking experience. To be fair, as Uber-Review notes, it could make a nice gift for your favorite germaphobe.
Actually, given our own, maybe this idea isn't as bad as we thought. We just hope that it's more efficient than its seven-word name.