Note to Nike: Phones aren't shoes
Why they've paired matchings phones and shoes is a mystery.
Johnny Carson lived by a golden rule of standup comedy: Quit while you're ahead. The longer you try to milk a routine, he'd say, the better the chances that you'll bomb.
We realize that Nike has a thing about incorporatinginto its wares-- in particular--but a set of matching phones and sneakers? This is one time that we're happy to see a new product sold only in Japan.