My relationship skills need help...from THIS?
Tamagotchi-like device for dating. Bad idea.
This little Tamagotchi-like device, called the "Virtual Boyfriend," promises to help "practice your relationship skills." Okay, I'm not denying that my dating prowess might need a little bit of tweaking here and there, but this is just a bit much. Rather than raising a pet, you have to learn how to treat a boyfriend right--presents, dates, and, uh, "wild passion." (What?!?) Ooh, and there's a twist, since the Virtual Boyfriend can make "decisions" too (how novel!) so it can get unpredictable and exciting!
Thanks, but no thanks. I think I'd rather gain dating experience the real-life way, even if it does occasionally mean sitting through dinner with a guy who's dumber than a bag of hammers.