Hey guys, I hate to tell you this, but size really does matter -- at least if you're in the market for a free iPhone.
A Danish erotica site, SingleSex.dk, is promising a new Apple smartphone to the man who can verify that he possesses, let's say, the littlest groom.
"It's a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man," the site's owner, Morten Fabricius, told Agence France Presse. "There are so many unhappy men out there who think you have to... but it's not normal to have a huge one."
Fabricius is asking contest entrants to submit photos in which a proud John Thomas stands up straight next to a measuring tape. The man with the smallest submission will win an iPhone, as will a second man crowned by the site's female members. Second and third place runners-up won't be shafted -- they'll get new iPads.
Fabricius says he hopes the contest will enable people to find humor in what, for some, may be a sensitive subject. The site has already received a handful of images (though it's unclear whether only Danish men are eligible), with more trickling in. Fabricius says the site is vetting the pics to make sure they're not just swiped from the Web.
The contest runs through January of next year. Don't expect us to post a product gallery of the winners.