Meat the crew of the Starship Enterprise

It may not be vegetarian, but darn if this model of the U.S.S. Enterprise doesn't look spiffy.

Starship Enterprise made of meat
Its five-year mission: to be tasty. Spackonauten.org

Looking at this decidedly non-vegetarian Enterprise model, you might think, "Well, gee whiz, how hard can it be to make a replica of Captain Kirk's starship?"

It's not as easy as it looks. Trust me. This one looks much sturdier than the one my friend and I tried to make for a gingerbread house contest back in high school. Pro tip: Gingerbread does not, in fact, support the weight of the peppermint stick warp nacelles.

Nor does making a gingerbread Enterprise make the ladies flock to you.

(Via Gizmodo)

 

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