Marshmallow cannon blasts soft, sugary goodness 50 feet
This sucker is sweet...literally.
Summertime is a great time to go camping, which usually includes a camp fire and the age old tradition of s'mores. Since you've almost always got leftover marshmallows, why not put them to use with this $40 marshmallow shooter? Not to be confused with its slightly less powerful cousin, this sucker shoots your precious marshmallows 50 feet and works with a healthy packing of mini marshmallows, too. It's also got pump action and a shiny chrome exterior that will likely blind your enemies, putting fear, and soft, gooey goodness into their hearts.
When things get too sticky, you can take the front handle off for cleaning in the sink or dishwasher.
On a side note, if you're using this thing outdoors, it's probably not a good idea to leave your used ammo laying about, unless you're wearing a bear-proof suit, that is.