Look, I found some Craveable stuff completely unrelated to SXSW!
Link roundup that has NOTHING TO DO WITH AUSTIN.
If you read tech and new-media blogs (which you probably do, since you're reading this one) you must be under the impression that anyone who's anyone is at South by Southwest right now, Twitter-ing away on 6th Street, etc., etc., etc. Well, here's the truth. Not everything cool right now is in Austin. Like me, for example. I'm totally awesome. And then there's this stuff...
--eBay alert! According to Boing Boing, you can own a part of American cultural history by bidding on the Rev. Ted Haggard's massage table. Proceeds go to an HIV-AIDS charity. Sorry, guys, this one was too good to pass up.