Lightsaber candlesticks add geek ambiance

ThinkGeek is taking preorders for its exclusive Darth Vader Lightsaber Candlesticks.

Ambience? Romance? A Jedi craves not these things. You might, though. ThinkGeek

Coming this December, they're the perfect touch for you romantic geeks out there: Darth Vader Lightsaber Candlesticks. Unsurprisingly, they're from the folks at ThinkGeek, the geniuses who also gave the world tauntaun sleeping bags.

The candlestick is an 8.5-inch-long metal replica of Darth Vader's lightsaber hilt, and it comes with three no-drip red taper candles. You can, of course, use standard tapers after you burn through those in the event that you have lots of romantic dinners. Now you're free to re-enact Anakin Skywalker's best attempt at romantic talk: "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."

You can preorder them now; each candlestick will set you back $39.99, but they're worth it if you like your dinner lighting on *cough* the dark side.

You know, I bet Lando Calrissian has these at his apartment. That scoundrel.

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Jeff Sparkman is a copy editor at CNET who also writes about goofy and retro gadgets and toys for Crave and contributes lame jokes where needed.

 

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