I worship you, secret Giordano's pizza giver

Pizza

Giordano's

I haven't opened the box yet, but someone just sent me a massive box of Giordano's pizza (from Chicago). I don't know who sent it, but I worship you, secret pizza giver.

To show my gratitude, I am offering you an unlimited supply of excellent software. Seriously! You want ERP? I've got Openbravo for you. Enterprise-class content management? Serving up hot Alfresco, all day and night long. The possibilities are endless.

Seriously, whoever sent this, I love you. I would give you my youngest daughter in return, but I want you to know that I'm grateful for the pizza. Living with Lily might make you think I hate your gift. I don't. I may have a hard time choosing between Frankie, Johnnie, and Luigi, Too! pizza in the Bay Area and Giordano's out of Chicago, but that's like choosing between two degrees of nirvana.

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    Matt Asay is chief operating officer at Canonical, the company behind the Ubuntu Linux operating system. Prior to Canonical, Matt was general manager of the Americas division and vice president of business development at Alfresco, an open-source applications company. Matt brings a decade of in-the-trenches open-source business and legal experience to The Open Road, with an emphasis on emerging open-source business strategies and opportunities. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET. You can follow Matt on Twitter @mjasay.

     

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