I worship you, secret Giordano's pizza giver
I haven't opened the box yet, but someone just sent me a massive box of Giordano's pizza (from Chicago). I don't know who sent it, but I worship you, secret pizza giver.
To show my gratitude, I am offering you an unlimited supply of excellent software. Seriously! You want ERP? I've got Openbravo for you. Enterprise-class content management? Serving up hot Alfresco, all day and night long. The possibilities are endless.
Seriously, whoever sent this, I love you. I would give you my youngest daughter in return, but I want you to know that I'm grateful for the pizza. Living with Lily might make you think I hate your gift. I don't. I may have a hard time choosing between Frankie, Johnnie, and Luigi, Too! pizza in the Bay Area and Giordano's out of Chicago, but that's like choosing between two degrees of nirvana.