Hunters claim to have nabbed Bigfoot, Internet goes nuts
In a summer when we've already seen a "Montauk Monster" and a grainy video claiming to be of the Chupacabra, two hunters claim they found Bigfoot and have the body to prove it. Hmmm...
A couple of hunters in northern Georgia (the state, not the country) claim to have found a carcass of the legendary creature known as Bigfoot (or Sasquatch, if you prefer).
The two hunters teamed up with a fellow named Tom Biscardi, head of a group called Searching for Bigfoot; they plan to hold a press conference on Friday in Palo Alto, Calif., to show off DNA evidence and photos--but not the body itself. That's apparently being kept under wraps. (Yeah, right.)
Biscardi's Web site, searchingforbigfoot.com, proceeded to crash under bandwidth pressures.
According to a press release, the creature:
Stands 7-feet-7-inches tall.
Weighs more than 500 pounds.
Looks part human and part ape-like.
Has reddish hair and blackish-gray eyes.
Has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot.
Has flat feet that are similar to human feet.
Has a footprint that is 16.75 inches long and 5.75 inches wide at the heel.
Has hands that are 11.75 inches long from the palm to the tip of the middle finger and are 6.25 inches wide.
Walks upright. (Several of them apparently were seen on the day the body was found.)
Has teeth that are more human-like than ape-like.
Has been undergoing DNA testing.
This summer has filled quite the appetite for strange creatures in the news, fueled by photos of the "Montauk Monster," a strange carcass that washed ashore in eastern Long Island, New York. That creature, which earned plenty of headlines on Gawker and other New York-centric blogs, has been shakily confirmed as a viral marketing stunt. Earlier this week, a Texas man claimed to have videotaped a legendary creature called the Chupacabra, but the video really just looks like a weird dog.
The two amateur Bigfoot hunters who claim to have found the body in Georgia, Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, are a cop and a former corrections officer, respectively. Biscardi, according to LiveScience, has been responsible for at least one Bigfoot hoax before, leading many to take this with an even bigger grain of salt than they normally would.
But here's the real kicker: Every geek and X-phile knows Bigfoot prefers the thick forests of the Pacific Northwest. What the heck was this one doing in Georgia? Searching for decent barbecue?