How to drive loved ones away
"Heart Mouse" is just one of a long line of losers for Valentine's Day gifts.
It's only been a few days since this season's Heart Mouse" from, of all places, the Victoria and Albert Museum. (At least it doesn't , as did the last one seen in this space.) It's products like these that make the "FPS Gun Mouse" look better all the time.products began appearing in earnest, and we're already thoroughly nauseated. In fact, given the offered so far, we're surprised it took this long. Here's one that certainly doesn't help the cause: the "