Hello Kitty survival kit: Life worth living?

The evil feline pretends to play nice.

Hello Kitty Hell

Be warned, comrades, the diabolical feline is at it again. And it will stop at nothing in its quest for world domination . It will try bribing you with riches , providing a warm blanket or even shamelessly offering to make breakfast when you sleep in late .

And like any decent evil genius, it will try to convince you that it's only here to help. That's why Sanrio has come up with a branded emergency gadget as seen on the inspirational blog Hello Kitty Hell. The all-in-one survival device includes a hand-cranked phone charger, LED flashlight, AM/FM radio, compass and even a hazard siren, according to Popgadget.

The real question is: What kind of world will you be living in afterward? We'll all be doomed anyway if HK succeeds in controlling the air supply .

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    Mike Yamamoto is an executive editor for CNET News.com.

     

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