Hello Kitty commandeers heating source
Space heater is latest in string of guerrilla tactics.
The evil Sanrio empire will stop at nothing in its quest for universal domination. As it continues its relentless assault by Hello Kitty Space Heater"--an obvious ratcheting up from its and other guerilla tactics.and , it is also manipulating the elements with such devious schemes as seizing our . And now, as winter nears, it's commandeering our heat sources as well with the "
A special thanks to Hello Kitty Hell, our spiritual leader in , for alerting us to this latest plan. We agree with one of his readers, who fears being scarred by a Hello Kitty face burned on her leg--which may well have been Sanrio's plan for this all along.