The evil Sanrio empire will stop at nothing in its quest for universal domination. As it continues its relentless assault by Hello Kitty Space Heater"--an obvious ratcheting up from its and other guerilla tactics.and , it is also manipulating the elements with such devious schemes as seizing our . And now, as winter nears, it's commandeering our heat sources as well with the "
A special thanks to Hello Kitty Hell, our spiritual leader in , for alerting us to this latest plan. We agree with one of his readers, who fears being scarred by a Hello Kitty face burned on her leg--which may well have been Sanrio's plan for this all along.