Glowing mask for a good night's sleep
Sleeping mask promises alpha state
So that's the reason: We have an "overactive mind," and that's keeping us awake at night, not the three triple lattes.
This, at least, is the thinking by the people behind "GLO to Sleep," a product designed to cure your insomnia. (Full disclosure: They didn't actually mention the lattes.) GLO is essentially an eye mask lined with glowing bars of "photoluminescent pigment" that supposedly lets you "fall into the relaxed alpha-waved state and eventually into dreamland," according to Chip Chick.
If you're still having trouble nodding off, we suggest bourbon. Take as directed.