Girlfriend pillow: A sad place to lay your head
Tossing and turning at night because your girlfriend left town? Never fear, lonely person. The Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend Body Pillow is here.
Tossing and turning at night because your one-armed, lumpy-felt-breasted girlfriend left town? Or just feeling extra creepy? Never fear, sad lonely person: The Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend Body Pillow is here. And it is just awful.
There's not much more to say, really, other than that if this is the deluxe version I'd hate to see what standard gets you. Available now at Sears (!) for just 10 bucks, plus all kinds of awkward explanations should a real human girl ever stop by.
This story originally appeared on Gizmodo.