For the true fetishist, a cell phone garter

Black velvet garter belt holds cell phones and iPods.

Cell phone garter belt

Is that a cell phone in your garter or you just happy to see us? Sorry, we couldn't resist.

Put on this black velvet cell phone garter and you'll feel ready for anything, says the blurb on A Little Lingerie Company, which sells the holder for $34. It's "ultra sexy with slit skirts or minis, or wear it over jeans," suggests the site. OK, the jeans look might be a little too Madonna in 1986 for our taste, but we can see some appeal in the whole accessorizing-like-Lara-Croft thing.

The elasticized band can hold most cell phones and iPods--or, for that matter, lipstick, fivers, Mace or whatever else you'll be bringing along.

(Photo: A Little Lingerie Company)

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