Crave in Comments: Safe houses and sexy printers

Without a doubt, Crave readers can always be counted on to craft clever commentary. Here are just few chuckle-worthy quips from this week.

Every week I spend time browsing through Crave comments to find the nuggets of gold our readers leave behind. While many of our stories elicit serious discussions, here are just a few cracks from this week that made me chuckle.

Found in FakeTV: Fool burglars into thinking you're at home :

"Burglars these days will kick your front door down while you are home. That's why I have security cameras and an H&K .45 USP with hallow points ready for any uninvited visitors/zombies. It's that or have Chuck Norris sitting on a rocking chair in the front yard. --by spurs32

Found in 15 sexy printers (yes, printers) :

"My Canon i9900 has a real sweet rack ...of ink cartridges." --by schattenteufel

In response to another member suggesting CNET author Dong Ngo (who reviews similar products) is unheard of in Apple unveils new Time Capsules :

"Unheard of? You Dong Ngo what you're talking about..." --by SUFan15NC

Found in Excellbook: Disguise Facebook as a spreadsheet :

"It's all a zero sum game for the most part. I have to stand up at my desk at least once a day and slap my own ass just to stay awake!" --by Aphextwinop
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