Blitzen sings the office blues

Feel like decking the boss with boughs of holly? In your dreams.

But USA Today's Kevin Maney knows how you feel. Inspired by the holiday season, Maney has composed a workplace ditty speaking to the disgruntled worker bees in our midst.

Says Maney: "I got to thinking: Santa's eight reindeer--or nine, with Rudolph--are always glossed over as a tight, selfless, dedicated team. But that's never how it works in the office. Somebody's always whining. Somebody's the prima donna. So I wrote a song from the viewpoint of Blitzen, the curmudgeon who complains about all the other reindeer, not to mention the boss."

Listen to Maney's toe-tapping tune about a reindeer with attitude, "The Reindeer Song" (Can't Wait for Morning).