For you, perhaps the geekiest diversion you can imagine is playing Pong on the side of. Or maybe it's this Harry Potter-themed marriage proposal, complete with . How about a beep-blooping ? Yes, please.
All top contenders for the ultimate nerdgasm, but for my money, it doesn't get more deliciously dweebish than this epic YouTube video that jams all six "Star Wars" movies into one screen. Now when Jar Jar Binks comes on the screen, you don't have to fast-forward or leave the room -- just direct your attention to a different corner.
Make it though all two-plus hours with all your brain cells intact, while playing Pong on the side of a building, wearing an R2-D2 bra, and proposing with a light saber, and I'll happily pronounce you master of all geeks.
For the rest of us, I recommend clicking Play below, turning it all the way up, and having a dance party. When the battle scenes really heat up, it makes for some pretty funky dub step.