A machine-made martini? Blasphemy
We pray that they did their homework before making this appliance.
We're somewhat dubious about any machine that serves cocktails but, the way, we may be faced with a the next time we belly up to the bar. Still, a --now that's something sacred.
So we pray that Hammacher Schlemmer did its research before coming up with "The Perfect Temperature Martini Maker," a digital appliance that shakes or stirs its stainless steel tumbler "until it reaches the optimal drinking temperature of 34 degrees Fahrenheit, ensuring perfect homemade martinis at the touch of a button."
The ritual of mixing the ingredients, however, is left to human hands. So you'll have only yourself to blame if the martinis are bruised.