my pc is now swamped with adware and spyware. YOU *****!
Thank you very much for installing adware on my computer, despite me de-selecting the options to install this rubbish when installing the Ashampoo software. In return, I am going to visit your offices and take a dump on your carpet. No, No.....I insist. It is the last thing I can do to reward you for your amazing generosity and no matter how much you insist that you don't want me to take a dump on your carpet I am not going to take no for an answer.
I am never going to visit your site nor downloading anything from you again, you money grabbing morons.