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and what did you have for breakfast today?

by jonah jones / January 20, 2005 10:47 PM PST

We went to a breakfast at a restaurant where the 'senior special" was 2 eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good" my wife said, " but I don't want the eggs."
Then I'll have to charge you $2.49 because you are ordering a la carte, the waitress warned her.

You mean I'd have to pay for not eating the eggs?" My wife asked incredulously. I'll take the special.

How do you want your eggs?

Raw and in the shell." my wife replied. She took the 2 eggs home.

moral of the story? DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!!!!!


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Excellent solution!
by MarciaB / January 20, 2005 11:24 PM PST

Your wife receives the top award of the week for how best to handle a ridiculous situation!

LOL Grin


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Reminds me of a customer I had..........
by Glenda / January 21, 2005 1:25 AM PST
In reply to: Excellent solution!

I took his order, asked him how he wanted his eggs, He said any way the cook wanted to fix them:)
I told the cook:))
He sent them out raw! LOL The customer just died laughing when I told him the cook didn't feel like cooking them this morning:) True story:)
Glenda

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(NT) (NT) oops *from my inbox* :-)
by jonah jones / January 20, 2005 11:27 PM PST
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Excellent, Superb!
by Amonia / January 20, 2005 11:36 PM PST

no need for comment! Sad

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(NT) (NT) Priceless !!! :-)
by Angeline Booher / January 21, 2005 12:01 AM PST
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A very intelligent woman.
by Kiddpeat / January 21, 2005 12:19 AM PST

I wonder what the cook and owner told the waitress? Wink

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(NT) (NT) Primo!
by Cindi Haynes / January 21, 2005 1:15 AM PST
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Shades of "Five Easy Pieces"
by Dragon / January 21, 2005 11:01 AM PST

Jack Nicholson just wanted some toast...

I thought that was hillarious!

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